If you have the opportunity to watch the HBO series True Blood starring Anna Paquin as the lead character City Stackhouse. You’ll find that Sookie was kind of a ho I mean if we’re just going to be honest about things she or mean basically she starts off she’s fucking with Bill right and then she works Eric in there and then she’s got the werewolf guy I mean like she was giving it up man.

I mean I don’t mean to slut shame but if we have to be honest you’re giving it up to a guy literally coming out of the Grave literally in a cemetery on the ground. This says a lot more about you than it does about me so that’s my assessment of Sookie Stackhouse I will regard her as a vampire out with some fairy blood.